Heinrichs est. 2008

Sunday, February 8, 2009

The Office


Work Etiquette


OK so we all have jobs and we all have to share the space. But there are just some thing you just don't do on the job. I have Compiled a list of thing NOT to do On the Job. (these things actually happened)


1. Don't Fart!!! If you have a bad gas day, then please don't come over and share it with every one else


2. Don't call in sick every day because you Scheduled you class the same time your suppose to work Just Quit you damn job.


3. Don't Pick your nose in meetings ,or at work at all


4. Don't Burn horrific oils to cleanse negative the energy it just pisses people of more


5. Don't play loud music at you desk, everyone doesn't like it


6. Don't Hang up on a costumer YOU WILL GET FIRED


7. Don't sing out loud when you suck a singing


8. Don't Share your cat pictures people real don't care


9. Don't steal peoples food. if it is not your or not on your desk don't eat it!!!!


10. To the customer, Please do not use the bathroom when you are on the phone or do any other inappropriate activate. we can hear every thing you do!!!

1 comment:

  1. There is a hilarious video on Youtube of a guy farting in a phone booth and holding the door closed. I tried to find it so I could send you the link, but I couldn't. You would love it.

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